Khloe Kardashian floats the idea of getting a boob job after trying on Kim’s new ‘nipple bra’ on this week’s The Kardashians.
Towards the end of the episode, Khloe is eating from a huge fruit plate, insisting, ‘These aren’t my nipples, just so you guys know, they’re Kim’s,’ referring to the new SKIMS nipple bra.
Malika comes over and asks, ‘Is that the Kim nipple bra?’ They show a commercial where Kim says, ‘Some days are hard, but these nipples are harder. And unlike the icebergs, these aren’t going anywhere.’
‘But Kim is such a bitch. I was like, if I get my boobs done, I like this size. She was like, “That is TOO big for you!”’ Khloe tells Malika.
Malika disagrees, as Khloe says, ‘I was like, coming from double-d door knockers is telling me what’s too big for me? Please.’
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Khloe Kardashian floats the idea of getting a boob job after trying on Kim’s new ‘nipple bra’ on this week’s The Kardashians
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Towards the end of the episode, Khloe is eating from a huge fruit plate, insisting, ‘These aren’t my nipples, just so you guys know, they’re Kim’s,’ referring to the new SKIMS nipple bra
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Malika comes over and asks, ‘Is that the Kim nipple bra?’
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They show a commercial where Kim says, ‘Some days are hard, but these nipples are harder. And unlike the icebergs, these aren’t going anywhere’
Khloe explains in confession, ‘So Malika and I both have decided that the sperm bank isn’t the right fit for Malika, so we are inviting my mom and Scott (Disick) over today, really to see if they know of anyone either that Malika should be put on a date with, or someone who would just want to donate some sperm.’
‘So, who has a little bit of sperm laying around?’ Khloe asks, adding, ‘Do you know anyone who had any sperm they’d want to possibly give to someone with no questions asked?’
Scott guesses, ‘Malika?’ as she raises her hand, and Scott adds, ‘I’ve always wanted to bang ya, let’s do it,’ while patting her on the shoulder.
Malika just laughs as Khloe explains, ‘She doesn’t want to have sex with you,’ and Malika reiterates, ‘I don’t want to have sex with anyone. I just want the baby.’
Khloe adds, ‘We went to a sperm bank, first of all, you guys,’ as Kris asks, ‘What is a sperm bank? Do people just go there and j**k off? Like what’s it like?’
Khloe continues, ‘So we thought, like, it’s always a place I sort of like wanted to see,’ as Scott interrupts, ‘You’ve wanted to see a j**k off clinic?’
‘Scott! Focus! A sperm bank. It’s like this white, medicinal office space,’ Khloe insists, as Scott adds, ‘It’s a spank bank.’
‘Shut the f**k up,’ Khloe insists, as Scott changes the subject adding, ‘Do you have the new nipple bra on? I was gonna say those things are good.’
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Khloe explains in confession, ‘So Malika and I both have decided that the sperm bank isn’t the right fit for Malika, so we are inviting my mom and Scott (Disick) over today, really to see if they know of anyone either that Malika should be put on a date with, or someone who would just want to donate some sperm’
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‘So, who has a little bit of sperm laying around?’ Khloe asks, adding, ‘Do you know anyone who had any sperm they’d want to possibly give to someone with no questions asked?’
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Malika just laughs as Khloe explains, ‘She doesn’t want to have sex with you,’ and Malika reiterates, ‘I don’t want to have sex with anyone. I just want the baby’
Khloe laughs and Scott adds, ‘It’s the only time you don’t tell me to shut up is when I compliment, anything else, “Scott, shut up. Shut the f**k up.” Your tits look amazing. “What did you say?”’
Khloe adds in confession, ‘I should have read the room. It was the wrong room to wear this in.’
Kris adds, ‘I know what it must feel like to want a sibling for your baby, because I always had that feeling deep down in my heart and my soul… and that’s why I had six kids. I had a baby at 23 and then every couple of years I had a baby for awhile, and then I had a baby and had two more.’
Khloe adds that Kris was, ‘desperate for Kendall and Kylie. You tried so many times, you had so many miscarriages.’
